Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s tearable… but you wouldn’t know, because it always keeps everything under wraps!

Why did the book join a dating app?

Because it wanted to find its novel romance, only to realize… it was completely booked for the next century!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being called an “unemployed piece of tech!”

But do you know what happened at the interview?

The boss said, “I’m sorry, but we can’t hire you… You’ve got too many hang-ups!”

And the smartphone replied, “Wait, are you giving me a ‘call-back’ or not?!”

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans talk!

Why did the movie director hire the broken pencil for his latest comedy?

Because he heard it had a pointless sense of humor!