Jokes for the day

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is James Bond, your favorite drink is a shaken, not stirred martini, and your code is 007!

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?

Because he heard she was outstanding in some other farmer’s field!

Why did the tomato turn red at the vegetable party?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

But you know, the tomato was actually colorblind. So, it turns out it had been blushing at the cucumber the entire time!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the corn stalk?

Because it heard that corn is a-MAIZE-ing at playing hide and seek, but only when it’s not EARS dropping on you! Turns out, their relationship was nothing but a bunch of corny jokes.

The punchline? The scarecrow still can’t find the corn!

Why don’t we ever hear about jokes retiring?

Because they never work in the first place! They just make us laugh all day.