Jokes for the day

Why don’t dinosaurs make good secret agents?

Because they always leave a “trace-eratops” behind – and that, my friend, makes Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!

Why don’t we ever hear a pencil tell a joke?

Because it always feels pointless!

But can you believe, I asked a pencil why it never jokes, and it said, “I tried once, but everyone just erased it.”

And I said, “Well, you need to be sharper with your punchlines.”

And the pencil replied, “Well, I think I’m quite write about this, my humor is too ‘lead’ for humans. It’s ‘graphite’ when

Why was the book about anti-gravity such a groundbreaking hit?

Because it’s the only book that can’t be put down… but unfortunately, it’s also the only book you can’t pick up!

Why did the man refuse to play hide and seek with his watch?

Because he heard that time always ticks and tells!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s tearable… but you wouldn’t know, because it always keeps everything under wraps!