Jokes for the day

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

But why did the salad dressing turn blue?

Because it saw the tomato undressing!

Why did the scarecrow refuse to show up for the comedy show?

Because he heard the corn was too “a-maize-ing” and he didn’t want to feel “in-stalk-ure”!

And when he finally worked up the courage to attend, guess what happened?

The corn stood up and said, “Shucks, you’re here. Now, we’re all ears!”

When the scarecrow asked why, the corn replied, “Because we can’t believe our

Why don’t we ever hear about a broom becoming super successful?

Because it always ends up sweeping its potential under the carpet!

Why did the calendar file a lawsuit?

Because its days were being “taken” without consent, but the judge threw out the case saying, “Sorry, but I can’t grant you ‘dates’ in court!”

Why did the joke file a police report?

Because it was robbed of its punchline… and even worse, it was left completely pointless!