Jokes for the day

Why did the book join a dating app?

Because it wanted to find its novel romance, only to realize… it was completely booked for the next century!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being called an “unemployed piece of tech!”

But do you know what happened at the interview?

The boss said, “I’m sorry, but we can’t hire you… You’ve got too many hang-ups!”

And the smartphone replied, “Wait, are you giving me a ‘call-back’ or not?!”

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans talk!

Why did the movie director hire the broken pencil for his latest comedy?

Because he heard it had a pointless sense of humor!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice.

But then, a van came along, and do you know what it said on the side?

“Emergency Grape Re-juicing Service!”

Now, what are the odds? But, wait for it…

The twist is, the driver was a banana – that’s right, a banana!

So he jumps out, looks at the grape and says, “Sorry mate, I only deal with pe