Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about a paperclip?

Because it always ends up in a pointless attachment!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard that the human was enjoying all the “app”lause!

But, the smartphone didn’t get the job because it couldn’t “cell” itself in the interview. Apparently, it had a bad “reception!”

Why did the scarecrow apply for the weatherman’s job?

Because he heard they needed help with their “corn-casts”, but when he showed up, they told him he’s “out-standing” in his field, but his reporting was just too straw-vaganza!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because every time he said “I love you”, the cornstalk said “Aw, shucks!”

Why did the scarecrow refuse to start a Facebook account?

Because he heard people kept saying he was outstanding in his field, but he didn’t want to get “plowed” into the drama!