Jokes for the day

Why did the mummy refuse to attend the comedy show?

Because whenever he tried to laugh, he’d crack up…literally!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted to the position of a life coach?

Because he told everyone, “If you think you’re outstanding in your field, try being me!”

Why don’t secret agents use sandpaper?

Because it’s too hard to leave a smooth, undercover trace. They always end up being caught ‘abrasive-handed’ – they can never ‘smooth it over’ with the bosses!

Why did the scarecrow become a comedian?

Because every time he’d say, “I’m outstanding in my field,” the corn stalks would start laughing. They were all ears, but he knew they were just shucking him off!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they found out that atoms make up everything… even fake news!