Jokes for the day

Why did the slice of bread break up with the jam?

Because it felt like it was always being spread too thin and it was tired of being in a “preserving” relationship!

Why did the book go to the doctor?

Because it had a severe case of “title-itis”. A new disease where you constantly change your title and no one knows what to expect from your contents anymore!

The doctor said, “I’ve seen this before…you’re having an identity crisis!”

The book replied, “Identity crisis? But doc, I thought I was a novel idea!”

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re tearable… but hey, at least they always cut to the punchline!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

But you know how the elephants got up in the trees in the first place?

They sat on an acorn and waited for it to grow.

And why don’t they fall out?

Because they’re still holding onto the acorn.

But why do they come down from the tree at exactly 6pm?

Because that’s when the squirrels clock off, and someone needs to keep holding onto the

Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the bakery?

Because it wanted to prove that it actually does have a ‘roll’ in dough making.

But the manager said, “Sorry, we don’t hire smartphones… because they always ‘cell’ our secret ingredients!”