Jokes for the day

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Bond, James Bond!”

Why was the math book sad at the joke club?

Because it had too many problems to “add” to the fun, but when it tried to “divide” them, it ended up “multiplying” them instead. Finally, it decided to “subtract” itself from the scene, thinking it was a “prime” example of a bad joke!

Why don’t secret agents ever use sandpaper?

Because it’s always telling tales out of grit, but you can never quite smooth out the truth!

Why don’t Silicon Valley nerds make good comedians?

Because even when they finally get a “bit” of humor, they’re always trying to “byte” off more than they can “process”. And when they finally “crack” a joke, it’s usually about “data” and everyone’s left scrambling for the “exit” function!

Why did the book join a dating website?

Because it heard the website had a lot of novel characters… but it got spine-chillingly surprised when its only match was a bookworm!