Jokes for the day

Why do we never play hide and seek with our problems?

Because even on the count of a million, they’re always the first ones to find us!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being unemployed and decided that it was high time it stopped being a “cell” phone and started being a “sell” phone.

But you know what the sad part was? It got rejected. The interviewer said, “Sorry, you lack ‘contact’ experience and your performance tends to ‘drop’ at crucial times!”

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Bond, James Bond” – everybody already knows your name!

Why don’t you ever see ghosts arguing with each other?

Because they don’t want to have any bad blood, they’re afraid it might become too “visceral”!

So, there’s this guy who’s really passionate about collecting useless things, right? He’s got everything from a white crayon to a waterproof teabag, an inflatable dartboard, even a glass hammer!

One day, his best friend, seeing his crazy collection, decides to give him a gift. He hands over a nicely wrapped box and says, “This is for your collection.”

Excitedly, the guy tears open the wrapper, lifts the lid, and finds…nothing inside.