Jokes for the day

Why don’t secrets ever go on a diet?

Because they always end up getting leaked, and it’s pretty hard to lose weight when you’re always getting spilled around!

Why don’t we ever see a T-Rex hiding in a tree?

Because they’re extinct. But considering how bad their arms were at picking things up, they were probably equally bad at tree-climbing anyway!

Why did the bicycle refuse to move?

Because it was two-tired!

But then it took a nap, got an energy drink, and became a unicycle…

Because it realized it only needed one wheel to feel wheely good!

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s computer jokes?

Because they have a hard time breaking the ice, and even when they do, it’s all just polar bytes!

Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?

Because he had a great sense of humor, but his delivery was just too corny!

And one day, a tomato walked up to him and said, “Hey, you’re doing an amazing job at being useless. You know, I’ve seen more birds on you than on any tree around!”

The scarecrow replied, “Well, you’re one to talk. Everyone knows you’re a fruit, but you keep showing up in the