Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

But you know what’s not good at hiding? My New Year’s resolution to start a gym routine.

I saw it hiding behind the couch…next to my motivation…and under my pizza box.

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. But don’t worry about the tomatoes, they’ll ketchup eventually. The real problem is the scarecrow, he’s always spreading the dirt around!

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s computer jokes?

Because it only uses “ice-cryption” and always has its “web-feet” on Caps Lock. And when it finally tells the joke, it’s always a “cold-call”!

Surprising twist: And get this, the punchline always freezes before delivery!

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is James Bond, License to Tell Everyone Where You Are!

Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” but his career was just “hay-rious,” he realized all he could really do was make crows laugh! Now he’s just rustling feathers in the comedy barn, saying “I may be stuffed with straw, but at least my jokes aren’t!”