Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it… So good in fact, they’re all working as undercover spies for the squirrels! Now, why the squirrels would need 6-ton spies… that’s the real nutty question!

Why did the joke file for bankruptcy?

Because it was so poor, even the punchline couldn’t afford to make any cents!

Why don’t we ever hear about jokes that retire?

Because once they’ve had their punchline, they realize their job was just a punch-clock… and now they’re too tired to work as a stand-up routine!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

Wait, who said that? Oh, it was a squirrel – he’s just nuts about camouflage!

Why did the giraffe bring a ladder to his job interview?

Because he heard they were only hiring high-neck professionals, but he wanted to show he could still raise the bar!