Jokes for the day

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

But then it realized, it wasn’t even in the salad, it was just a ketchup bottle on the shelf. It was just having an existential crisis, “I’m a fruit, stuck inside a bottle, pretending to be a vegetable!”

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re all tearable… but here’s one anyway.

Why did the paper file a police report?

Because it was tired of everyone pushing its buttons and decided to finally “re-fold” on its abusers.

(Cue drum roll: ba dum tss!)

Why don’t we let vegetables run for the presidency?

Because every time we put a potato in office, it just sits there and says “I yam what I yam!”

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?

Because every time he said, “I love you,” she would reply, “Hay, I’m just not that into you!”

And that’s when he realized, he was outstanding in his field, but she was just a bale of laughter!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of its current gig as a paperweight. It said, “I have too many apps to be sitting under a stack of bills!” It got the job, but quit on the first day…

Turns out, it couldn’t handle the calls!