Jokes for the day

Why don’t we tell secrets to “Monday”?

Because it goes straight to “Tuesday,” spills the beans on “Wednesday,” to be discussed on “Thursday,” and laughed about on “Friday!”

Why don’t dating apps ever work out for a scarecrow?

Because every time he logs in, everyone just says, “Oh, I see you’re outstanding in your field… but I’m really looking for someone with more in-depth ‘bale-ance’ in their life!”

And the scarecrow sighs, “They’re always looking for someone less ‘corny’!”

Why did the useless fact take up comedy?

Because he wanted to become a “know-it-all” that people actually laughed with, not at!

But now, he’s just known as a punch-line-encyclopedia.

Why did the book join a dating app?

Because it was tired of people always judging it by its cover… until it realized, in the digital world, it doesn’t even have one!

Why don’t we ever hear a pencil tell a joke?

Because it’s always afraid of being pointless!

But have you ever heard about the broken pencil who tried stand-up comedy?

He quickly realized, it was pointless… because he couldn’t stand up!