Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear about a broom becoming super successful?

Because it always ends up sweeping its potential under the carpet!

Why did the calendar file a lawsuit?

Because its days were being “taken” without consent, but the judge threw out the case saying, “Sorry, but I can’t grant you ‘dates’ in court!”

Why did the joke file a police report?

Because it was robbed of its punchline… and even worse, it was left completely pointless!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about a paperclip?

Because it always ends up in a pointless attachment!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard that the human was enjoying all the “app”lause!

But, the smartphone didn’t get the job because it couldn’t “cell” itself in the interview. Apparently, it had a bad “reception!”