Jokes for the day

Why did the book join the circus?

Because it wanted to be a page-turner, but ended up as a juggling act – at least, it finally got to flip around!

Why don’t some jokes ever make it to the Olympics?

Because they keep running in punchlines! They always finish before the audience gets a chance to catch up!

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin tell a joke?

Because they’re afraid it’ll crack up the ice… but honestly, their delivery is just ice-cold and their timing always seems to slip up. They’re all flipper and no punchline!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because every time they had a conversation, he felt like he was just talking to an ear… and because she always thought he was outstanding in his field, but he felt she was just a-MAIZE-ing him!

Why did the scientist bring a ladder to the bar?

He heard the drinks were on the house, but he couldn’t find the roof access!