Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow apply for the weatherman’s job?

Because he heard they needed help with their “corn-casts”, but when he showed up, they told him he’s “out-standing” in his field, but his reporting was just too straw-vaganza!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because every time he said “I love you”, the cornstalk said “Aw, shucks!”

Why did the scarecrow refuse to start a Facebook account?

Because he heard people kept saying he was outstanding in his field, but he didn’t want to get “plowed” into the drama!

Why did the slice of bread break up with the jam?

Because it felt like it was always being spread too thin and it was tired of being in a “preserving” relationship!

Why did the book go to the doctor?

Because it had a severe case of “title-itis”. A new disease where you constantly change your title and no one knows what to expect from your contents anymore!

The doctor said, “I’ve seen this before…you’re having an identity crisis!”

The book replied, “Identity crisis? But doc, I thought I was a novel idea!”