Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow win the “Useless Joke of the Day” competition?

Because every time he tried to tell a joke, he only got crows!

Why did the bad joke apply for a job?

Because it wanted to quit being “punchline-less”, but unfortunately, the job application asked for its qualifications. It replied, “I can make people groan and roll their eyes simultaneously.”

And guess what?

They hired it because they were looking for someone with a unique “punch” of humor… and the job was a “groan” caretaker at an Eye Rolling Firm!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s always tearable… but don’t worry, it always gets recycled as a “note-worthy” punchline!

Why did the piece of paper break up with the pencil?

Because it was fed up with all the pointless drama!

Why don’t conspiracy theorists make good gardeners?

Because whenever they get close to planting something, they start questioning if the seeds are really “ground-breaking”!