Jokes for the day

Why don’t trust fund kids play hide and seek?

Because even when they’re hidden, they still inherit the spotlight!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it, they got called up for a stealth mission. Now they’re all wearing camouflage and working for the government. You think it’s the CIA listening to your calls? Nope. It’s a highly trained elephant in an oak tree!

Why did the chameleon buy a map?

Because he was tired of blending in and decided to finally stand out! But then he realized he was colorblind… Now he’s lost and can’t even read the map!

Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” but the corn said his jokes were just too “a-maize-ing” to be useful for its growth!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

Twist: But you know what’s not so good at hiding in trees?

My forgotten New Year’s resolution to eat healthy, it’s in every candy bar wrapper!