Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re tearable… but hey, at least they always cut to the punchline!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

But you know how the elephants got up in the trees in the first place?

They sat on an acorn and waited for it to grow.

And why don’t they fall out?

Because they’re still holding onto the acorn.

But why do they come down from the tree at exactly 6pm?

Because that’s when the squirrels clock off, and someone needs to keep holding onto the

Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the bakery?

Because it wanted to prove that it actually does have a ‘roll’ in dough making.

But the manager said, “Sorry, we don’t hire smartphones… because they always ‘cell’ our secret ingredients!”

Why did the piece of toast go to therapy?

Because it couldn’t deal with the pressure of being bread every morning, but then it realized it was just on a roll. The real problem was, it couldn’t seem to make a clean slice through its issues. Just when it thought it had everything buttered up, the jam of life would always spread it thin!

And the therapist said, “You knead to stop loafing around, your problems are all just a bunch of bologna.

Why did the frustrated book join the gym?

Because it couldn’t handle its own TABLE OF CONTENTS… but ironically, it ended up in the bestseller section… under “DIET”!