Jokes for the day

Why did the cell phone break up with the spare battery?

Because it felt too “drained” and said the relationship was too “negative.” But the spare battery said, “Wait, I thought we were ‘positive’ about this!”

Turns out, the cell phone was in love with the charger. It said, “You always know how to ‘spark’ my interest!”

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they found out atoms make up everything…even fake news!

Why don’t we ever hear about the adventures of the useless calendar?

Because its days are numbered… but it can’t count!

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Bond, James Bond!”

Why was the math book sad at the joke club?

Because it had too many problems to “add” to the fun, but when it tried to “divide” them, it ended up “multiplying” them instead. Finally, it decided to “subtract” itself from the scene, thinking it was a “prime” example of a bad joke!