Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it got tired of charging itself every day and decided it was high time for someone else to pay its bills!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s tearable… and when you try to retell it, it always falls flat!

Why don’t we ever let a smartphone join our poker games?

Because it can’t keep a poker face and it always calls someone by mistake!

Why did the math book join a therapy group?

Because it had too many problems and it couldn’t even count on its own pages for support!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they’ve started making up everything, even the punchlines!