Jokes for the day

Why don’t secret agents ever use sandpaper?

Because it’s always telling tales out of grit, but you can never quite smooth out the truth!

Why don’t Silicon Valley nerds make good comedians?

Because even when they finally get a “bit” of humor, they’re always trying to “byte” off more than they can “process”. And when they finally “crack” a joke, it’s usually about “data” and everyone’s left scrambling for the “exit” function!

Why did the book join a dating website?

Because it heard the website had a lot of novel characters… but it got spine-chillingly surprised when its only match was a bookworm!

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. But the scarecrow? He’s the one who always cracks up, he can’t keep anything straight-faced, because he’s outstanding in his field!

Why did the joke join a self-help group?

Because it realized it was punchline-less… but then it said, “Wait a minute, isn’t that my punchline?” and everyone laughed, except the joke, because it still didn’t get it!