Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s computer jokes?

Because they have a hard time breaking the ice, and even when they do, it’s all just polar bytes!

Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?

Because he had a great sense of humor, but his delivery was just too corny!

And one day, a tomato walked up to him and said, “Hey, you’re doing an amazing job at being useless. You know, I’ve seen more birds on you than on any tree around!”

The scarecrow replied, “Well, you’re one to talk. Everyone knows you’re a fruit, but you keep showing up in the

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

But you know what’s not good at hiding? My New Year’s resolution to start a gym routine.

I saw it hiding behind the couch…next to my motivation…and under my pizza box.

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. But don’t worry about the tomatoes, they’ll ketchup eventually. The real problem is the scarecrow, he’s always spreading the dirt around!

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s computer jokes?

Because it only uses “ice-cryption” and always has its “web-feet” on Caps Lock. And when it finally tells the joke, it’s always a “cold-call”!

Surprising twist: And get this, the punchline always freezes before delivery!