Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow win the lottery?

Because he had all the right stalk numbers!

But he didn’t claim the prize… you know why?

Because he thought it was all just a bunch of crop!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re terrible at remembering the right camouflage outfits!

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it had too many hang-ups and it couldn’t stop comparing itself to the new model – it had serious “selfie-esteem” issues!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard that humans were losing jobs to automation, and it wanted to experience the thrill of being redundant too!

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house… and he wanted a cocktail, not a roofie!