Jokes for the day

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is James Bond, License to Tell Everyone Where You Are!

Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” but his career was just “hay-rious,” he realized all he could really do was make crows laugh! Now he’s just rustling feathers in the comedy barn, saying “I may be stuffed with straw, but at least my jokes aren’t!”

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it… So good in fact, they’re all working as undercover spies for the squirrels! Now, why the squirrels would need 6-ton spies… that’s the real nutty question!

Why did the joke file for bankruptcy?

Because it was so poor, even the punchline couldn’t afford to make any cents!

Why don’t we ever hear about jokes that retire?

Because once they’ve had their punchline, they realize their job was just a punch-clock… and now they’re too tired to work as a stand-up routine!