Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s always tear-able… and when you try to fix it, it just ends up a re-cycled punchline!

Why don’t we ever hear about a joke retiring?

Because it’s always working around the clock, but it’s only funny when it’s time is punch-lined!

Why did the joke file a police report?

Because it was robbed of its punchline… and now it’s feeling a little pointless!

Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle?

Because it got tired of always being the one to carry the extra weight, but when it confronted the unicycle, the unicycle just said, “Hey, I’m just how I roll!”

Why did the empty notebook go to therapy?

Because it had serious problems with blank pages.

But it turns out the therapist was a sketchbook… so they just ended up drawing conclusions!