Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

Wait, who said that? Oh, it was a squirrel – he’s just nuts about camouflage!

Why did the giraffe bring a ladder to his job interview?

Because he heard they were only hiring high-neck professionals, but he wanted to show he could still raise the bar!

Why don’t we tell secrets to “Monday”?

Because it goes straight to “Tuesday,” spills the beans on “Wednesday,” to be discussed on “Thursday,” and laughed about on “Friday!”

Why don’t dating apps ever work out for a scarecrow?

Because every time he logs in, everyone just says, “Oh, I see you’re outstanding in your field… but I’m really looking for someone with more in-depth ‘bale-ance’ in their life!”

And the scarecrow sighs, “They’re always looking for someone less ‘corny’!”

Why did the useless fact take up comedy?

Because he wanted to become a “know-it-all” that people actually laughed with, not at!

But now, he’s just known as a punch-line-encyclopedia.