Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his ‘field’… but then they realized the award was for farming, not for just standing around, so he had to give it back!

Why did the chameleon break up with his girlfriend?

Because he caught her trying to see other people…but he just couldn’t see it!

Why did the colander become a motivational speaker?

Because it knew how to strain out the negatives, but when it tried to hold a conference, everyone saw right through it, and it couldn’t even hold water! So it went back to its day job, realizing it’s much more successful as a pasta strainer than a filter of life’s problems!

Why did the old man put wheels on his rocking chair?

Because he wanted to start a moving company called “Granny Gears” – their motto? “We might not get there fast, but we’ll definitely get there eventually… maybe!”

Why did the scarecrow win the talent show?

Because all his jokes were “corny”…

But, wait for it, he still had the audience “crowing” with laughter because every time he told a joke, he’d follow it up with, “Sorry if that went over your head, I’m just outstanding in my field!”