Jokes for the day

Why did the book join a dating app?

Because it was tired of people always judging it by its cover… until it realized, in the digital world, it doesn’t even have one!

Why don’t we ever hear a pencil tell a joke?

Because it’s always afraid of being pointless!

But have you ever heard about the broken pencil who tried stand-up comedy?

He quickly realized, it was pointless… because he couldn’t stand up!

Why did the book join the circus?

Because it wanted to be a page-turner, but ended up as a juggling act – at least, it finally got to flip around!

Why don’t some jokes ever make it to the Olympics?

Because they keep running in punchlines! They always finish before the audience gets a chance to catch up!

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin tell a joke?

Because they’re afraid it’ll crack up the ice… but honestly, their delivery is just ice-cold and their timing always seems to slip up. They’re all flipper and no punchline!