Jokes for the day

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they found out that atoms make up everything… even fake news!

Why did the one-handed man cross the road and then return back?

Because he wanted to get a second-hand watch, but realized he had no second hand to wear it on!

Why did the joke join the job fair?

Because it wanted to become a punchline, but everyone said it was just too funny to be taken seriously! The joke replied, “Well, at least I always crack up the crowd while you guys crack under pressure!”

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it got tired of being a ‘cell’ and wanted to become a ‘site’ manager. But when asked about its experience, it said “I’ve just been operating on ‘airplane’ mode.”

So they hired the landline, because it had more ‘connections’!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

But then, why did the salad dressing turn green?

Because it realized it was a Caesar salad and not a Greek salad!