Jokes for the day

Why don’t we tell secrets to corn?

Because it’s all ears but it just goes in one ear and out the other!

Why did the phone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being on “cellphone welfare” and wanted to finally stop just “ringing” up the bills. It decided to start “calling” the shots!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

But last week, I saw an elephant sitting on a branch, looking really upset. So, I asked, “What’s wrong, buddy?”

And he said, “I’m up here trying to hide, but everyone keeps calling me ‘Leafy the Chubby Chameleon’!”

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it finally admitted it had too many “unresolved issues”…and it couldn’t just keep “updating” them away!

Why did the battery break up with the charger?

Because it was tired of being drained, only to find out… the charger was still plugged into its ex, the wall socket!