Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because every time they had a conversation, he felt like he was just talking to an ear… and because she always thought he was outstanding in his field, but he felt she was just a-MAIZE-ing him!

Why did the scientist bring a ladder to the bar?

He heard the drinks were on the house, but he couldn’t find the roof access!

Why did the scarecrow win the “Useless Joke of the Day” competition?

Because every time he tried to tell a joke, he only got crows!

Why did the bad joke apply for a job?

Because it wanted to quit being “punchline-less”, but unfortunately, the job application asked for its qualifications. It replied, “I can make people groan and roll their eyes simultaneously.”

And guess what?

They hired it because they were looking for someone with a unique “punch” of humor… and the job was a “groan” caretaker at an Eye Rolling Firm!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s always tearable… but don’t worry, it always gets recycled as a “note-worthy” punchline!