Jokes for the day

Why did the piece of paper break up with the pencil?

Because it was fed up with all the pointless drama!

Why don’t conspiracy theorists make good gardeners?

Because whenever they get close to planting something, they start questioning if the seeds are really “ground-breaking”!

Why don’t trust fund kids play hide and seek?

Because even when they’re hidden, they still inherit the spotlight!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it, they got called up for a stealth mission. Now they’re all wearing camouflage and working for the government. You think it’s the CIA listening to your calls? Nope. It’s a highly trained elephant in an oak tree!

Why did the chameleon buy a map?

Because he was tired of blending in and decided to finally stand out! But then he realized he was colorblind… Now he’s lost and can’t even read the map!