Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow become a comedian?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” and realized… he could make more “corny” jokes than actual corn!

Why did the secret agent potato stop in the middle of his mission to become a comedian?

Because he realized he was a SPUDnik, not a SPUTnik. He had the peelings for humor, but not the orbit for espionage!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the calendar?

Because it was tired of dates that were so corny and year-round, it just felt like it was going through the motions!

Why did the potato go to therapy?

Because it couldn’t cope with the pressure of being a “chip off the old block”.

But then, the therapist said, “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you…”

“Why not?” the potato asked.

“Well,” the therapist replied, “you’re just too a-peeling, and I’m trying to quit carbs!”

Why did the comedian get a job at the calendar factory?

Because he had a week full of Sundays but he got fired…

Why did he get fired?

Because his boss said he took too many days off, but he argued back saying, “I was just trying to make my days count!”