Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” but the corn said his jokes were just too “a-maize-ing” to be useful for its growth!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

Twist: But you know what’s not so good at hiding in trees?

My forgotten New Year’s resolution to eat healthy, it’s in every candy bar wrapper!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it got tired of charging itself every day and decided it was high time for someone else to pay its bills!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s tearable… and when you try to retell it, it always falls flat!

Why don’t we ever let a smartphone join our poker games?

Because it can’t keep a poker face and it always calls someone by mistake!