Jokes for the day

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Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is James Bond…Everyone knows you like your martini “shaken, not stirred”!

Why did the chameleon apply for a job at the art museum?

Because he heard they were looking for a “change” of color.

But when he got there, he couldn’t change to the specific color they wanted.

Puzzled, the curator asked, “I thought chameleons can turn into any color?”

The chameleon replied, “Oh no, I only do shades of invisible. I thought this was an Abstract Art Exhibition!”

Why don’t we ever see any useless joke of the day?

Because it always gets a job as a Monday!

Why did the hipster refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?

Because he was afraid he couldn’t deal with the cheetah… but really, he just couldn’t bear to play a game that’s so mainstream!