Jokes for the day

Why did the math book join a therapy group?

Because it had too many problems and it couldn’t even count on its own pages for support!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they’ve started making up everything, even the punchlines!

Why did the emotional pen quit its job?

Because it was tired of drawing attention to other people’s mistakes… until it realized it was running out of ink and didn’t have any point anymore!

Why did the one-handed man apply for a job at the banana factory?

Because he heard they were looking for a “peel-it” specialist!

Why did the scarecrow turn down a promotion?

Because he heard he’d be outstanding in his field, but he didn’t want to be accused of just “bailing” on his responsibilities!