Jokes for the day

Why don’t chefs ever win hide and seek?

Because they always spill the beans and the peas start to giggle!

And then they claim, “Lettuce romaine calm, it was just a leek!” But by then, it’s pasta point of no return!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk after years of dating?

Because he found out she was a-MAIZE-ing but he was just outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow win the lottery?

Because he had all the right stalk numbers!

But he didn’t claim the prize… you know why?

Because he thought it was all just a bunch of crop!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re terrible at remembering the right camouflage outfits!

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it had too many hang-ups and it couldn’t stop comparing itself to the new model – it had serious “selfie-esteem” issues!