Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard that humans were losing jobs to automation, and it wanted to experience the thrill of being redundant too!

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house… and he wanted a cocktail, not a roofie!

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Wait…no, that’s wrong. The tomato was actually blushing because it finally realized…

…it couldn’t ketchup with the rest of the vegetables at the garden party!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being charged for just lying around! But, after the interview, it didn’t get the job because it couldn’t stop taking “selfies” during the meeting… and its references were all made up stories from auto-correct!

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they always fall flat… until you get the one about origami, that one usually folds up the crowd!