Jokes for the day

Why did the dull pencil refuse to go to the comedy show?

Because it couldn’t see the point, and even if it did, it couldn’t draw it!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard humans say: “We need to make ends meet” and thought, “Well, I’ve been connecting calls all day!”

Why did the useless joke get an award?

Because it was the only one that could make a stone-faced statue crack a smile!

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

But why was it very happy at the end?

Because all its problems were solved… by the English book! The twist? It turns out, the English book taught it, “Every problem has a solution in the last page of life!”

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it!