Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it…

But do you know why elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees!

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No? Well, it must work!

And what’s the loudest sound in the forest?

A giraffe eating cherries!

Why don’t we ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Because even they know, the only time anyone hits the jackpot is when they finally find the missing TV remote!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s always tear-able… and when you try to fix it, it just ends up a re-cycled punchline!

Why don’t we ever hear about a joke retiring?

Because it’s always working around the clock, but it’s only funny when it’s time is punch-lined!

Why did the joke file a police report?

Because it was robbed of its punchline… and now it’s feeling a little pointless!