Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because he heard that she was all ears… but in reality, she couldn’t even kernel a single joke of his!

Why was the geometry book depressed?

Because it had too many problems and felt completely pointless… but then it realized, it had an angle and suddenly its life had a new degree of meaning.

Why did the scarecrow win the “Useless Joke of the Day” contest?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” of humor, but all his jokes were “unbe-leaf-ably” corny!

Why don’t we ever let a sketch artist join our brainstorming session?

Because every time we tell them to draw a conclusion, they just keep asking us what it looks like.

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because it heard that while it was out in the field, the cornstalk was a-MAIZE-ing everyone else with its ears, but when the scarecrow came home, all it got was the husk!