Jokes for the day

Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle?

Because it got tired of always being the one to carry the extra weight, but when it confronted the unicycle, the unicycle just said, “Hey, I’m just how I roll!”

Why did the empty notebook go to therapy?

Because it had serious problems with blank pages.

But it turns out the therapist was a sketchbook… so they just ended up drawing conclusions!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his ‘field’… but then they realized the award was for farming, not for just standing around, so he had to give it back!

Why did the chameleon break up with his girlfriend?

Because he caught her trying to see other people…but he just couldn’t see it!

Why did the colander become a motivational speaker?

Because it knew how to strain out the negatives, but when it tried to hold a conference, everyone saw right through it, and it couldn’t even hold water! So it went back to its day job, realizing it’s much more successful as a pasta strainer than a filter of life’s problems!