Jokes for the day

Why did the old man put wheels on his rocking chair?

Because he wanted to start a moving company called “Granny Gears” – their motto? “We might not get there fast, but we’ll definitely get there eventually… maybe!”

Why did the scarecrow win the talent show?

Because all his jokes were “corny”…

But, wait for it, he still had the audience “crowing” with laughter because every time he told a joke, he’d follow it up with, “Sorry if that went over your head, I’m just outstanding in my field!”

Why don’t we tell secrets to corn?

Because it’s all ears but it just goes in one ear and out the other!

Why did the phone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being on “cellphone welfare” and wanted to finally stop just “ringing” up the bills. It decided to start “calling” the shots!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

But last week, I saw an elephant sitting on a branch, looking really upset. So, I asked, “What’s wrong, buddy?”

And he said, “I’m up here trying to hide, but everyone keeps calling me ‘Leafy the Chubby Chameleon’!”