Jokes for the day

Why was the math book so unhappy?

Because it had too many problems!

But then, why did it decide to go see a psychiatrist?

Because it finally realized it can’t count on its “X” to solve them!

Why did the sandwich bring a bag of chips to the party?

Because he heard it would be a little bit “crumby” without a good “crunch” line!

Why did the piece of paper break up with the pencil?

Because it felt pointless… And every time they tried to make things write, it always ended in tear…sheets!

Why did the book go to the party all by itself?

Because it heard everyone saying that the party was going to be lit…erature.

“But when it arrived, it felt totally out of context and had to find a new page in life.”

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?

Because she accused him of just being an empty husk of a man and he replied, “Well, darling, I hate to break it to you, but I am outstanding in my field!”