Jokes for the day

Why don’t hipsters ever play hide and seek?

Because they always hide in places that haven’t been discovered yet!

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?

Because he caught her in a field with some other “stuffed” dude… and he told her, “I think we should see other crows!”

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field, but the award was for Most Useless in a Corn Eating Contest!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

– Because they’re really, really bad at it! You’d think with all that grey, they’d be masters of camouflage! Instead, they just sit up there, eating leaves and hoping nobody notices the extra-large squirrels!

And you know what’s worse? They’ve started a support group: Elephants Anonymous. They meet every Thursday in the forest, trying to perfect their tree-hiding skills.

At the last meeting, one elephant loudly

Why did the book join the gym?

Because it had too many soft covers and wanted to get “hard-bound”! But guess what, after months of training, it still ended up in the “remaindered” section because it couldn’t lose the “extra pages”!