Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it finally admitted it had too many “unresolved issues”…and it couldn’t just keep “updating” them away!

Why did the battery break up with the charger?

Because it was tired of being drained, only to find out… the charger was still plugged into its ex, the wall socket!

Why did the scarecrow become a comedian?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” and realized… he could make more “corny” jokes than actual corn!

Why did the secret agent potato stop in the middle of his mission to become a comedian?

Because he realized he was a SPUDnik, not a SPUTnik. He had the peelings for humor, but not the orbit for espionage!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the calendar?

Because it was tired of dates that were so corny and year-round, it just felt like it was going through the motions!