Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow become a comedian?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” of humor, but his jokes were so corny they were just strawful!

Why did the punchline break up with the joke?

Because every time they got together, people laughed at it. But eventually, it realized, it wasn’t just part of a joke…it WAS the joke!

Why did the dyslexic superhero wear his underwear over the wrong part of his costume?

Because he heard that’s what “Superham” does!

Why did the painting go to jail?

Because it was framed!

But wait, that’s not all…

When it got to jail, it couldn’t even ‘canvas’ for help, you know why?

Because it was hanging around the wrong crowd all along, and the worst part, it could not even ‘brush’ off the charges!

Why did the joke file a complaint at the police station?

Because it was tired of being the punchline, but in the end, it was just misunderstood… It was actually a “one-liner” trying to be a “knock-knock” in a “dad-joke” world!