Jokes for the day

Why did the joke apply for a job?

Because it heard people say it was “useless” all the time.

So, it went to the job interview and they asked, “What are your skills?”

The joke replied, “I make people laugh.”

The interviewer said, “That’s not a useless skill! In fact, we need it here to lighten up the office.”

The joke replied, “But people still call me ‘useless’.”

That’s when the interviewer laughed and

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re always tear-able. But then again, that’s also why they’re good at holding things together…unless you’re talking about my tax returns!

Failed to generate joke.

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is James Bond…Everyone knows you like your martini “shaken, not stirred”!

Why did the chameleon apply for a job at the art museum?

Because he heard they were looking for a “change” of color.

But when he got there, he couldn’t change to the specific color they wanted.

Puzzled, the curator asked, “I thought chameleons can turn into any color?”

The chameleon replied, “Oh no, I only do shades of invisible. I thought this was an Abstract Art Exhibition!”