Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s jokes?

Because they’re all on “ice-olation” and even if they crack you up, it’ll just be a “flipping” disaster!

Why did the joke file for unemployment?

Because it was too punny to be taken seriously!

And when the unemployment office asked “Well, what’s your punchline?”

The joke said, “Exactly! Nobody knows until it’s too late!”

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s secrets?

Because they always keep things on the “ice” and never “crack” under pressure. But when they finally do speak, it’s always so “flipping” cold, no one sticks around to hear the punchline!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the bakery?

Because it heard they needed someone who was skilled in ‘roll’ calls, but when it got there, they said, “Sorry, we actually meant ‘buns’ on the line”!

And the smartphone said, “Well, that’s a real pane! I guess I’m just ‘toast’ then!”

And the baker said, “No, we do knead a timer though!”

So, the smartphone ended up as an

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it was tired of people saying it had too many unresolved “issues”…

But then it realized, it couldn’t “call” for help because… its battery was dead!