Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re always tearable… and besides, they’re always flat, they never fold under pressure, and when they do make a point, it’s always blunt!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being unemployed and kept complaining, “I’ve got so many great ‘apps’ but nobody’s ‘tapping’ into my potential!”

Then it added, “But hey, I do have one job I’m really good at, being a paperweight, but even then humans say ‘I’m too light’! What do they want from me, to weigh a ‘ton’ like their problems?”

Punchline: “

Why did the broom break up with the mop?

Because it felt swept away but in reality, it was just being pushed around. And then, it found out the mop was just stringing it along!

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

But the real joke is my scarecrow – he’s the only one who’s outstanding in his field and yet he’s still out of work!

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged…

But then the detectives caught the mug…

Only to realize, it was a case of “espresso-nal” identity!