Jokes for the day

Why don’t secret agents ever make good comedians?

Because their punchlines are always classified!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because every time they had an argument, she’d just say “Aww shucks!” and then he’d feel completely cob-fused!

Why did the scarecrow refuse to work for the tech company?

Because he heard they were outstanding in their “field”, but he already had too much experience being stuck in one!

Why did the book go to the psychiatrist?

Because it had too many problems to “cover”.

But the twist is, it was a math book, it was supposed to have problems!

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found out she was only with him for his stalk-market investments… But the joke was on her, his assets were all in corn!