Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow win an award as a motivational speaker?

Because he was outstanding in his field, but his speeches were always full of straw-man arguments!

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s computer crash?

Because they can’t afford Windows, they’re stuck with Linux… and it’s pretty ice-olated over there, they’re afraid of catching a “virus!”

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because he heard she was a-MAIZE-ing at being an ear-resistible side dish, but he realized he was just going against the grain and felt too husky being with her…

Besides, every time she got steamed, he felt popped out!

Why don’t we ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because one of them suddenly said, “I lost an electron!”

And when they asked, “Are you sure?”

It replied, “Yes, I’m positive!” And then it started doing the Cha-Cha Slide in the lab, shouting “Slide to the left, slide to the right, Criss-Cross, Criss-Cross!”

What’s the punchline? Well, now not only are atoms making bad jokes, they are also leading Zumba