Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk. But the worst of all are the tomatoes, they ketchup!

Why did the dull pencil refuse to go to the comedy show?

Because it couldn’t see the point, and even if it did, it couldn’t draw it!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard humans say: “We need to make ends meet” and thought, “Well, I’ve been connecting calls all day!”

Why did the useless joke get an award?

Because it was the only one that could make a stone-faced statue crack a smile!

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

But why was it very happy at the end?

Because all its problems were solved… by the English book! The twist? It turns out, the English book taught it, “Every problem has a solution in the last page of life!”