Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it… And they’ve all taken up online poker, so they’re too busy bluffing with their trunks to bother coming down!

Why did the scarecrow refuse to compete in the Ironman triathlon?

Because he heard it was just a bunch of farmers carrying watering cans around, and he said, “That’s the last straw, I’m not just some field decoration! I will not stand for this!” So he quit, and now he’s a stand-up comedian… specializing in corny jokes!

Why don’t secret agents ever use their own coffee machines?

Because they don’t want to be accused of spilling the beans!

But then they tried using the espresso machine and now there’s grounds for depresso!

Why don’t we ever hear about the adventures of a piece of broccoli?

Because even in the vegetable kingdom, nobody wants to hear a stalk-er story!

Why don’t calculators ever throw house parties?

Because they can’t handle Functions without breaking down… and because they always work out the problem is them!