Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because he heard that she was all ears… but in reality, she couldn’t even kernel a single joke of his!

Why was the geometry book depressed?

Because it had too many problems and felt completely pointless… but then it realized, it had an angle and suddenly its life had a new degree of meaning.

Why did the scarecrow win the “Useless Joke of the Day” contest?

Because he was outstanding in his “field” of humor, but all his jokes were “unbe-leaf-ably” corny!

Why don’t we ever let a sketch artist join our brainstorming session?

Because every time we tell them to draw a conclusion, they just keep asking us what it looks like.