Jokes for the day

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Agent 007, last seen behind the couch!”

Why don’t we ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Because even they know that it’s more likely for them to get struck by lightning while riding a pink unicorn in a leap year!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of people saying it had too many “use-less” features. But when it got to the interview, it couldn’t make the call because, well, it was on airplane mode!

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it lost its “connection” to reality…it was stuck in “Airplane” mode!

Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with mountains?

Because no matter where they hide, you always “peak” their location! And besides, they always “valley” when they’re supposed to whisper!