Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it finally lost its connection with itself and couldn’t stop comparing its screen time with the tablet’s!

Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus?

Because it found out that it was seeing synonyms behind its back! But it was too late, the dictionary was already left definitionless!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the Library?

Because it thought it had all the ‘connections’ to be a ‘hotspot’ there!

But guess what, it didn’t get the job. You know why?

Because it couldn’t ‘cell’ itself well and the library found it to be too ‘off the hook’ for a ‘ringing’ endorsement!

Why did the mathematician refuse to work with negative numbers?

He believed they always subtracted from the conversation… but then he found out they can actually ADD a lot of value when they divide people’s attention. But in the end, all they really do is multiply problems!

Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus?

Because no matter how hard the thesaurus tried, he just couldn’t find the right words to express himself! And as for the dictionary, well… she always had too many definitions for everything!

The thesaurus felt redundant and the dictionary found him – quite frankly – superfluous, surplus, unnecessary, needless, inessential, unessential, nonessential… you get the word!