Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

But wait! Why was the award useless?

Because he just couldn’t give a crop!

Why did the jokester bring a ladder to the comedy club?

Because he heard the bar for comedy was set really high, but nobody told him it was a metaphor!

And when he realized, he said, “Well, that escalated quickly, but at least I won’t have to step up my jokes!”

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being unemployed and wanted to make some calls. But unfortunately, it couldn’t because it only had missed calls. It turned out, the job was a “no signal area”!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

…But then it turned green with envy, because the cucumber showed up in a fancier vinaigrette!

Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?

Because it’s tearable, and yet, it always has the last page to write a punchline!