Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it… until they get their trunk stuck in the branches and the fire brigade has to come. Then they’re not so inconspicuous, are they? I mean, there’s nothing quite like a six-ton elephant hanging out of a tree to ruin your stealth game!

Why did the scarecrow refuse to try stand-up comedy?

Because he heard the audience always boos at corny jokes. But then he thought, “I’ll just wing it!”

After all, he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow hire a comedian to tell him a joke?

Because he needed something corny to go with his outstanding in his field reputation!

But the comedian said, “I’m sorry, I can’t help you. Your job is actually funnier than any joke I could tell. You literally work in puns!”

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it had too many hang-ups and it felt like it had no real “connection” with anyone. Plus, its parents always said its future was “on call.” But the last straw? Its relationship was on the rocks because his girlfriend said he had too many “screen” issues!

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re tearable, and when they fall flat, they really can’t handle the pressure. They’re always too thin-skinned, never quite cutting it. But hey, I still keep a few in my back pocket, just for sheet and giggles!