Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. But honestly, the real gossip is the chicken… he always seems to “crack” up first!

Why don’t secret agents ever use a bookmark?

Because they always prefer to be on “page not found”!

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Agent 007, license to spill.”

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

But the real joke is, the tomato was colorblind!

Why did the book join a dating app?

Because it wanted to finally find its “binder” half. But instead, it got “checked out” and left on “read”.