Jokes for the day

Why did the joke file a complaint at the police station?

Because it was tired of being the punchline, but in the end, it was just misunderstood… It was actually a “one-liner” trying to be a “knock-knock” in a “dad-joke” world!

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they always fall flat…unless they’re tearable!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because it heard too many ears, but it didn’t listen – it found the relationship a-maize-ingly pointless!

Why did the scarecrow want to become a standup comedian?

Because he heard that in comedy, the more “corny” you are, the better you’re considered… but when he got on stage, he only got “stalked” by silence!

Why don’t robots ever laugh at my jokes?

Because they always say, “I’ve already processed that humor. Give me a gigabyte of fresh chuckle.”

And when I tell them a new joke, they say “Error, humor not found!”