Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow win the lottery, only to donate all his winnings to the wind?

Because he said, “I’m outstanding in my field, but frankly, the wind does all the work…it’s time to give credit where credit is due!”

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s jokes?

Because they’re all on “ice-olation” and even if they crack you up, it’ll just be a “flipping” disaster!

Why did the joke file for unemployment?

Because it was too punny to be taken seriously!

And when the unemployment office asked “Well, what’s your punchline?”

The joke said, “Exactly! Nobody knows until it’s too late!”

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s secrets?

Because they always keep things on the “ice” and never “crack” under pressure. But when they finally do speak, it’s always so “flipping” cold, no one sticks around to hear the punchline!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the bakery?

Because it heard they needed someone who was skilled in ‘roll’ calls, but when it got there, they said, “Sorry, we actually meant ‘buns’ on the line”!

And the smartphone said, “Well, that’s a real pane! I guess I’m just ‘toast’ then!”

And the baker said, “No, we do knead a timer though!”

So, the smartphone ended up as an