Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever tell secrets to corn?

Because it has ears, sure, but honestly, after a day in the sun, it gets all popped up and spills everything at the slightest heat. That’s not a friend, that’s a popcorn!

Why did the joke apply for a job?

Because it couldn’t find any punch-line in its current position.

But guess what happened next? The joke got fired.

Why you ask?

Because every time it cracked up, everyone else in the office broke down!

Why don’t programmers ever throw away their old calendars?

Because they’re afraid they might throw out a date that doesn’t exist and cause the universe to crash… but honestly, who needs to worry about the 31st of February anyway?

Why did the scarecrow win the lottery, become a millionaire, and still refused to move out of the field?

Because he found out he was outstanding in his field but he was a-“corn”-plished at nothing else!

Why did the piece of paper break up with the pencil?

Because it was tired of being pushed around and always ended up in a tear…. then it found out the pencil was pointless anyway!