Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard there were great “app”ortunities… but it ended up in airplane mode because nobody liked its “cell” pitch!

Why did the nervous comedian take a napkin to his first stand-up gig?

Because he heard someone say, “You’re gonna eat it on stage!” But he thought, “Well, if I’m gonna eat, I might as well be prepared!”

Did you hear about the inventor who created a new kind of doorbell?

He was really proud of it until he realized it could only ring when there was nobody at the door!

He said it was his “ding-dong ditch” invention… turned out to be the most useless joke of the day!

Why don’t we ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

Why did the scarecrow win the lottery?

Because he was outstanding in his field… but still couldn’t make a corn grow on a bingo card!