Jokes for the day

Why did the man put a clock in his sandwich?

Because he wanted to have a “time sandwich”, but then he realized he just couldn’t “digest” the endless “seconds”, and now he’s “ticking” off the seconds in the hospital waiting room. Now, that’s what I call “fast food”!

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re always tearable… and when they’re not, they’re still pretty sketchy!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it…

But then again, have you ever seen a elephant up a tree?

No…

That’s because it’s so afraid of heights, it got a job as a groundkeeper!

Why don’t we let a broken pencil organize a comedy show?

Because it’s pointless! No seriously, it’s so bad, even Shakespeare said, “Pencil lead us not into temptation to laugh!”

Why did the joke file a complaint at the police station?

Because it was tired of being the punchline… but then, they told it to “cut the comedy” since they don’t deal with “inside jokes!”