Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found out she was only with him for his stalk-market investments… But the joke was on her, his assets were all in corn!

Why did the scarecrow win an award as a motivational speaker?

Because he was outstanding in his field, but his speeches were always full of straw-man arguments!

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin’s computer crash?

Because they can’t afford Windows, they’re stuck with Linux… and it’s pretty ice-olated over there, they’re afraid of catching a “virus!”

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because he heard she was a-MAIZE-ing at being an ear-resistible side dish, but he realized he was just going against the grain and felt too husky being with her…

Besides, every time she got steamed, he felt popped out!

Why don’t we ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.