Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin go “knock, knock”?

Because they can’t knock on ice, they just slide right in! It’s not a matter of bad manners, they just can’t get any frickin’ traction!

Why did the dyslexic inventor get kicked out of the joke factory?

Because he invented a joke that was so useless, even the punchline refused to show up on time!

Why did the bicycle get a job?

Because it was tired of being a “free-wheeling” entity and wanted to become a “spokes-person” for change!

Why don’t we ever let the number zero attend a party?

Because whenever it arrives, the party multiplies into nothing!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because it heard that corn was a-MAIZE-ing at playing hard-to-get. It figured there’s no point sticking around in the field, as it was only being outstanding in its field!