Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

But you know what’s even better at hiding?

My motivation to do housework!

Why don’t some jokes ever go out on a dinner date?

Because they prefer to “set up” at home and always “punchline” ahead at the buffet.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for being the most useless?

Because no matter how hard he tried, he could never make the corn laugh, they always said he was just outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow refuse to compete in the marathon?

Because he heard that the last time a straw man tried to run, he ended up getting shredded at the finish line!

Why don’t you ever give a secret mission to a soda can?

Because it’s always ready to “pop” under pressure and “spill” the beans!