Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever hear about the adventures of a piece of broccoli?

Because even in the vegetable kingdom, nobody wants to hear a stalk-er story!

Why don’t calculators ever throw house parties?

Because they can’t handle Functions without breaking down… and because they always work out the problem is them!

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Agent 007, last seen behind the couch!”

Why don’t we ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Because even they know that it’s more likely for them to get struck by lightning while riding a pink unicorn in a leap year!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of people saying it had too many “use-less” features. But when it got to the interview, it couldn’t make the call because, well, it was on airplane mode!