Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it lost its “connection” to reality…it was stuck in “Airplane” mode!

Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with mountains?

Because no matter where they hide, you always “peak” their location! And besides, they always “valley” when they’re supposed to whisper!

Why did the smartphone go to therapy?

Because it finally lost its connection with itself and couldn’t stop comparing its screen time with the tablet’s!

Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus?

Because it found out that it was seeing synonyms behind its back! But it was too late, the dictionary was already left definitionless!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the Library?

Because it thought it had all the ‘connections’ to be a ‘hotspot’ there!

But guess what, it didn’t get the job. You know why?

Because it couldn’t ‘cell’ itself well and the library found it to be too ‘off the hook’ for a ‘ringing’ endorsement!