Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone bring a sun umbrella to the beach?

Because it didn’t want to get overcharged and start glowing from overexposure. But unfortunately, all it got was “Sand-wiched” and a call from the “grainy” reception!

Why don’t secrets make good comedians?

Because they always crack up under pressure! And when they finally get to the punchline, they always spill the beans!

Why did the joke file a complaint with the police?

Because it was mugged by a punchline and ended up becoming a ‘useless joke of the day.’ But the real twist? It turns out the punchline was its own twin brother, making it the biggest inside-joke of the year!

Why don’t secret agents ever play Hide and Seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Agent Visible”!

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re always tearable… but the real punchline is, even when they’re not funny, they still manage to crack me up, because I’m always on a “roll”!