Useless Joke of the Day
Why don’t we ever hear a joke about paper?
Because it’s tearable… but you wouldn’t know, because it always keeps everything under wraps!
Why did the sca...
April 1, 2025
Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?
Because it heard that she was a-MAIZE-ing, but all he felt was husk-y and ear-replaceable!
Why did the sca...
March 31, 2025
Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?
Because every time he said, “I love you,” the corn would just reply, “Aw, shucks!”
Why did the new...
March 31, 2025
Why did the newlywed magnets go to marriage counseling?
Because they couldn’t stop repelling each other… but they also couldn’t pull away, talk about a push and pull relationship!
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