Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

And what did the tree say when it finally spotted the hippo?

“I knew I should have branched out into detective work!”

Why did the piece of paper file a police report?

Because it was stationary, but it still got ripped off!

Why did the book join the gym?

Because it had too many softcovers and wanted to become a hardback… But after a week, it quit, saying “This is just too much for me, I can’t deal with all this novel-ty!”

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

Okay, okay… but really though, why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?

Because he wanted to pack his trunk!

But the twist here is… he couldn’t fit it in the suitcase, so he decided to just wear it as a hat. Now, he’s the most fashionable elephant in the zoo, sporting the latest in trunk-wear!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it! But if you ever do spot one, that’s an elephant who’s forgotten the first rule of Hide and Seek: Don’t ask the squirrel where to hide!