Jokes for the day

Why did the pancake go to therapy?

Because it couldn’t handle the heat, always flipped under pressure, and was tired of feeling flat all the time.

But you know what they say, those who can’t batter, teach!

Why did the book join a diet club?

Because it had too many “contents” and wanted to lose some “characters”.

But the real shocker was, it only lost “appendix”!

Why do we never play hide and seek with our problems?

Because even on the count of a million, they’re always the first ones to find us!

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it was tired of being unemployed and decided that it was high time it stopped being a “cell” phone and started being a “sell” phone.

But you know what the sad part was? It got rejected. The interviewer said, “Sorry, you lack ‘contact’ experience and your performance tends to ‘drop’ at crucial times!”

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Bond, James Bond” – everybody already knows your name!