Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because he found out she was a-MAIZE-ingly CORN-fusing, spending all her time on the cobweb, grain-ing followers, and couldn’t give him any KERNEL of attention.

And to top it off, when he confronted her, she just said, “Shucks, I thought you were outstanding in your field!”

Why did the scarecrow open up a self-help seminar?

Because he knew that no matter how many crows he scared away, people would always be outstanding in his field!

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. But honestly, the real gossip is the chicken… he always seems to “crack” up first!

Why don’t secret agents ever use a bookmark?

Because they always prefer to be on “page not found”!

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Agent 007, license to spill.”